23. summer’s not yet here, but it is getting toasty

Yesterday afternoon, Elvis and Emma Lee saw what may be the best ride in Brooklyn. From the outside: your typical child molester van. Inside: country cottage, complete with wallpaper and curtains (matching), closet, pantry, full size bed and a white luncheonette. Took country cottage to Diamond, where nice man taught Elvis how to play shuffle board.

At end of really delicious beer, invitation to take country cottage to Rhode Island was extended. Fingers crossed—with those hips of his, Elvis can’t wait to do the quahog shuffle.

Party last night in alphabet. Elvis made out pretty well—he met a nice music lawyer and acquired a toaster for Miss Emma Lee. Those guys can’t wait to brown some bread.